This scary story appeared in my email inbox:
Mayor of New York City Proposes Demolition of Statute of Liberty

New York City. — Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg today proposed an expedited plan to demolish the Statute of Liberty, to ease that city government’s beleaguered finances.
Due to concerted pressure from environmentalists, now in their third week of sitting in the Mayor’s Office downtown, that plan cites the worldwide copper shortage that has resulted from union labor disputes at copper mines all around the world.
“We desperately need new wiring for the new World Trade Center,” stated Bloomberg. “And, our corporate sponsors in Taiwan are now making heavy use of copper thermal layers in their latest motherboard designs. They need our help too.”

The Statute of Liberty is currently situated on Bedloe’s Island in New York Harbor.
Over the years, that Statute has become an international icon of freedom and liberty, “the most recognizable symbol of democracy in the world,” according to Wikipedia.
Bloomberg was not entirely clear about the future fate of that Island, after the Statute of Liberty is removed entirely. He did, however, mention the need to save money by reducing the travel time of garbage skows that originate from downtown Manhattan on a daily basis, particularly the offices at 33 Liberty Street.
Recent big increases in fuel costs have added extraordinary expenses to the City’s garbage skow operations.
“My preference is to install an efficient incinerator on that Island, to help the City save money on garbage disposal,” added Bloomberg. A sullen silence fell upon the City Council meeting where the Mayor made that comment.
“We can use the excess energy to generate electricity,” Bloomberg clarified. At that, a unanimous sigh was heard by all in attendance.
The Federal Government has submitted its own unsolicited proposal to melt the Statute of Liberty into as many copper pennies as possible. Currently, the pennies being minted by the United States Mint are “clad” with only a thin layer of copper.
The new pennies proposed by the Federal Government would be solid copper, further exacerbating the worldwide copper shortage. Also, environmentalist pressures have now stopped all forest logging worldwide, making it impossible for the Bureau of Engraving and Printing to issue any more paper money, also known as fiat money.
Current Federal Regulations prohibit the engraving of Federal Reserve Notes upon recycled newspaper stock.
A google search found nothing on the demolition of the Statue of Liberty. I did find a few links to Mayor Bloomberg’s plans for Governor’s Island.
Turns out that in December of 2007, Bloomberg and then-governor Eliot Spitzer, announced the selection of internationally renowned design firms West 8 / Rogers Marvel Architects / Diller Scofidio + Renfro / Quennell Rothschild / SMWM to design Governors Island’s future open space, including a new park and promenade. The team was one of five finalists chosen last January by the Governors Island Preservation and Education Corporation (GIPEC) for a competition to plan three new open spaces on the Island: a two mile Great Promenade along the water’s edge; a new major park located on the southern half of the Island; and an improved park design within the northern Historic District.
Together, this area comprises 90 acres of parkland that will provide unique outdoor recreational activities for New Yorkers. The Great Promenade and forty-acre park will provide places to relax, play sports and explore, all with an incredible view of the Statue of Liberty. In the National Historic District, visitors can continue to enjoy acres of green space that include buildings and homes dating from 1810.
It doesn’t seem logical for Bloomberg to spend the time and money improving Governor’s Island’s views of the Statue only to tear the Statue down before the plans are even completed. Not that government hasn’t made totally illogical decisions before, I just think it unlikely that Bloomberg would make a financial mistake like that given the current economic climate.