My God, He Winked at the Queen of England
It is really embarrassing to have to admit that your President is a boorish buffoon.
When addressing Queen Elizabeth during her state visit yesterday, Bush made one of his classic gaffes. “You helped our nation celebrate its bicentennial in seventeen s—” started, and then corrected himself, “in nineteen seventy-six.”
Instead of letting it go, he turned to the Queen of England and he winked at her.
He then said, “She gave me a look that only a mother could give a child.” Let me tell you, moron. That wasn’t the look a mother would give a child; that was a look that said “My, he really is a buffoon.”
The President of the United States winked at the Queen of England. Did he think he was back with his drinking buddies in the Texas Air National Guard?
Granted the man is creepy. Who can forget the time our President virtually groped German Chancellor Angela Merkel when he gave her an uninvited neck massage during the G8 Summit. Or the time he was caught on an open microphone telling Tony Blair that “they ought to get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit, and it’s over” — with a mouth full of food. He gave the term “potty mouth” a whole new meaning.
But, really, he winked at the Queen of England.
We now know that Bush’s staff had to put together a DVD of news reports about New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina devastated the city before he could understand the depth of misery there because of the inaction of the federal disaster agencies. Would someone please put together a DVD of the moments he embarrasses himself and the United States, and make him watch it on a daily basis.
Such as the time he was seen picking his nose at a Texas Rangers game. Or being caught writing a note to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a UN General Assembly meeting that read, “I think I MAY NEED A BATHROOM break. Is this possible?” Or using the shirt of an unsuspecting woman to wipe his glasses during an appearance on David Letterman’s show.
And he winked at the Queen of England.
I know a President needs to commit high crimes and misdemeanors to be impeached. However, I am ready to start a movement to get an amendment to the Constitution passed that would allow a President to be impeached for overbearing boorishness and overwhelming stupidity. Bush would be gone in a minute.
May 8th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
I…
~snrk~
That’s an “omfg” if I ever saw one. I can’t stop snorting and giggling in derision.
At this point all I can say when my non-American friends sneer at me about him is “Hey, I didn’t vote for him.”
May 9th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Oh My Sweet Lord. LOL How did I miss this prize moment??
May 9th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
The guy is a buffoon, him being elected made me worry about you guys over in the states. And then what happened? You re-elected him! What on earth were you thinking :S
And he winked at the Queen of England.
May 10th, 2007 at 11:06 am
OH NO! HE MUST BE IMPEACHED RIGHT NOW! How dare he WINK at the Queen!? I’m HORRIFIED. NO WONDER THE WORLD HATES THE STUPID AMERICANS!!!
Okay, not really. Get your panties out of a wad and grow a sense of humor. You people seriously need to examine your severe hatred. It’s eating you alive and it’s a strange mix of comical and sad to those of us who realize it when you go off the deep end about something so trivial.
May 10th, 2007 at 11:35 am
It is sad and petty to attack Bush for this. There are so many more worthy mistakes he has made that warrant complaints. When he’s failed cut taxes even more- when he did not wipe out Social Security or at least get part of it privatized - that he has not yet put an end to the murder of unborn children. Come on- attack the man for true mistakes and failures and not something so silly as this.
Still, I must ask about Obama. He said 10,000 people died this past weekend and it was only 9. If you do see any conservatives attacking Obama for this then they are stupid and petty conservatives. It was a mistake- just like Bush starting to say 1776 was a mistake.
Ah, but I’m glad the “tolerant” liberals are so understanding.